Skip to Content

Today’s Quote – The Best Part of Gone Girl

GoneGirl

Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.

Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)

I waited patiently – years – for the pendulum to swing the other way, for men to start reading Jane Austen, learn how to knit, pretend to love cosmos, organize scrapbook parties, and make out with each other while we leer. And then we’d say, Yeah, he’s a Cool Guy.

Lisa

Giveaway – Tickets To Nick Cave’s 20000 Days On Earth

nick-cave-20000-days-on-earth

Hey friends! I know you all have excellent taste in music (and film) so you should be as excited about this giveaway as I am.

Nick Cave’s pseudo documentary is playing until Sunday night at The Royal in Toronto, and thanks to TIFF Midnight Madness programmer extraordinaire, Colin Geddes (who also programmed this screening), I have a couple pairs of tickets to give out.

To win, just check out the schedule here, and email me with your name and which night you would like to attend.

Winners will be contacted via the email by Friday.

Check out the trailer below:

Lisa

Today’s Quote – Nora

nora_ephron

Whatever you choose, however many roads you travel, I hope that you choose not to be a lady. I hope you will find some way to break the rules and make a little trouble out there.

Lisa

A Look Inside My Workday With My Tablet

asus transformer review

I’ve already covered the many reasons why I love my new Intel tablet back in August, but it’s time for a quick update.

Above you can see what my day looks like at the office of a client I’m working on social media strategy with. You can also see my far too expensive salted caramel mocha habit, damn you Starbucks!

As I noted before, I used to have to drag around my giant heavy laptop on days like this, when I’m working in the office. Those days are now a distant memory, thankfully. My back is in glorious recovery from that pain.

My Asus tablet still runs like a charm, holds a charge all day, and it no longer disconnects from the keyboard if moved too much (like when I’m typing on my lap in bed). It has settled into itself quite beautifully.

When I’m home, lately I find myself using the tablet more than my work laptop because it is so small and convenient, and there’s nothing I can’t do with it. I have even gotten used to the smaller keyboard and can easily write my freelance articles in Microsoft Word without noticing too much of a difference.

My typical workday goes a little something like this:

  • Checking and answering the myriad of emails I somehow receive before I wake up.
  • Sharing a new blogpost and a couple articles I find interesting.
  • Writing an article or two for the websites I freelance for in the AM.
  • Heading to a clients office or an editorial meeting after lunch, with my tablet in my purse.
  • Working on it until the end of day with my coffee close by.
  • Buying some dinner on my way home (still working on that whole cooking thing some people manage to do with ease).
  • Heading home where I will answer more emails and try to write some more – but more likely will watch episodes of The Mindy Project or whatever has been recommended to me lately (what up, The League.)

Speaking of learning to cook, I’ve been pulling up simple recipes from sites like Fresh Canteen on my tablet while I attempt to finally learn this skill.

I can leave the tablet on the counter or kitchen table with the ingredients and instructions on the screen in full view for easy access while I fumble around the kitchen trying not to mess anything up. It is incredibly convenient and saves me printing the recipe out. But more on my cooking adventures later.

That is essentially what my average day looks like trying to balance writing, blogging and social media clients while running around the city. Thank god for tiny, useful tablet computers.

I’m required to disclose the relationship between my site and Intel Canada. While this item was gifted to me for review, all opinions are my own.

Lisa

Sonic Boom Moves To Spadina This Weekend

SonicBoom-Spadina

Received this news in my inbox, and since it’s my favourite Toronto record store, figured you all should know so you can give them a warm welcome to the ‘hood. Couldn’t be happier to have them here – now I really have very few reasons left to travel north of College St.

On Saturday, September 27, Sonic Boom Records opens the doors at its new home in the historic Robertson Building at 215 Spadina Avenue, just north of Queen St West, in Toronto. Any music fan knows the perils of moving a record collection; in Sonic Boom’s case they’ll be hauling over 75,000 LPs, 20,000 CDs and 20,000 DVDs to its new Spadina location.

Previously located in the Honest Ed’s building, the move comes after the news that the Mirvish Village has been sold and will be redeveloped. While they could have remained in the Annex location for a few more years, Sonic Boom owner Jeffrey Barber fell in love with the space in the Robertson Building and decided to seize the opportunity. “The location is incredible, the size is nearly the same as our current location and the building itself is absolutely beautiful. It really is going to be the same old Sonic Boom, just in a much nicer space.”

While saddened to be leaving the neighbourhood they have called home for the last 13 years, Barber is very excited to have found a space so close to Queen Street. “I’ve noticed Spadina has really been changing in the last few years- cool bars, nice restaurants, tons of foot traffic. I believe Sonic Boom is going to be a great fit in this area. And hey, we’re actually still really close to the Annex, so we hope our local friends keep in touch!”

Lisa